var quote = new Array()

quote[0] = "The more you try to shave the cat the more the thing will bite and scratch. It's best, I think, to leave its fur and to listen to its silky purr. <div class='person'>- CAKE</div>";
quote[1] = "I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. <div class='person'>- The Who</div>";
quote[2] = "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth leaves <br/>everyone eye-less and tooth-less. <div class='person'>- Girl from my fiance's class</div>";
quote[3] = "Mmmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmm. That IS a tasty burger. <div class='person'>- Jules Winnfield</div>";
quote[4] = "Narp? <div class='person'>- Police Constable Nicholas Angel</div>";
quote[5] = "Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. <div class='person'>- Marie Curie</div>";
quote[6] = "Good old Nostradamas, he knew the whole damn time, there would always be an east from west and someone in there fighting. <div class='person'>- Modest Mouse</div>";

var long = quote.length;

var whichQuote=Math.round(Math.random()*(long - 1));

function showQuote(){document.write(quote[whichQuote]);}